HAND me the TV remote – it’s time to hit mute.
The worldwide audience watching the greatest football show on Earth are in danger of being hit by a month-long headache.
Nurofen sales are sure to go through the roof thanks to those annoying vuvuzelas that are in danger of ruining this year’s World Cup.
It felt as though I was either being attacked by a swarm of mosquitoes or sitting in the biggest-ever traffic jam as the World Cup got underway today.
South Africa has got horny as sexy football hits her shores.
But – even in these liberal times – there surely must be limits.
The indecent exposure of these mini trumpets in the opening two games could ruin our beautiful game’s showpiece event if they are allowed to continue getting their wicked way.
It’s time to take protection – to prevent giving birth to a new monster that could become commonplace in football forever.
Give me “Who’s the w****r in the black”, “There’s only one Wayne Rooney” and “Eng-er-land, Eng-er-land, Eng-er-land” any day of the week.
Thankfully the England fans are in town as we bid to spank the Yanks and they will sing their hearts out for the lads.
And one thing is for sure – they won’t need to get the horn to show their love for our Three Lions.
The worldwide audience watching the greatest football show on Earth are in danger of being hit by a month-long headache.
Nurofen sales are sure to go through the roof thanks to those annoying vuvuzelas that are in danger of ruining this year’s World Cup.
It felt as though I was either being attacked by a swarm of mosquitoes or sitting in the biggest-ever traffic jam as the World Cup got underway today.
South Africa has got horny as sexy football hits her shores.
But – even in these liberal times – there surely must be limits.
The indecent exposure of these mini trumpets in the opening two games could ruin our beautiful game’s showpiece event if they are allowed to continue getting their wicked way.
It’s time to take protection – to prevent giving birth to a new monster that could become commonplace in football forever.
Give me “Who’s the w****r in the black”, “There’s only one Wayne Rooney” and “Eng-er-land, Eng-er-land, Eng-er-land” any day of the week.
Thankfully the England fans are in town as we bid to spank the Yanks and they will sing their hearts out for the lads.
And one thing is for sure – they won’t need to get the horn to show their love for our Three Lions.
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